Jade Mackenzie | Soul Takerincall tonight - 31

I Can’t wait to meet, I guarantee I’ll show you an AMAZING time! Text me 🥰🩷🖤 NEW PHONE NUMBER (651) 300-9108 Wish me luck that this one lasts! Haha 🤩🤓🤪 I DO NOT OFFER DATES THAT ARE SHORTER THAN AN HOUR UNLESS YOU DONATE MY HOURLY RATE ($500) THANKS! 😍🥰 Hey there! I’m a 31 year old woman who wants to have some fun! If you love a funny but sexy person, I’m your girl! I’m just looking for somebody to fuck me as hard as possible right in front of my bitch roommate so she gets uncomfortable and moves out ***KIDDING*** PRO- am open to sharing my Netflix account CON- uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism Some Words to describe myself are… Hilarious (see above ^) Kind Hygienic (& so should you be if you want to see me) Discreet Silly Sexy Fun TEXT IS THE BEST WAY TO REACH ME. 😘 BUT……. Please understand that it is very time consuming to go back and forth over text and hold an actual conversation, I love to chat too but let’s stick to texting for *Arrangement making ONLY* and enjoy any other conversation when we meet on our date! Wayyyy more enjoyable in person anyways!! Thanks hon!!🖤🥰 NO DICK PICS, not to me and I’m almost positive that at least 90 percent of women in general do not like to receive unsolicited WEINER pics. Yes, I called your penis a WEINER, i hope that makes you feel uncomfortable just like the random WEINER pic you just sent a woman. 😂 ****IF I HAVE TO DRIVE MORE THAN 30 MINS EXPECT AN EXTRA FEE**** Hope to hear from you soon!